September 2012
75 posts
Me: Let's go tighten that girth.
Horse: Sorry I became morbidly obese.
August 2012
35 posts
Me: Alright! Lets put on the bridle!
Horse: No, I am giraffe.
Rant
It is so disrespectful when people say that “riding isn’t a sport, you just sit there”. 1) I didn’t realize that you were so familiar with the intricacies of the sport.. 2) How is it that you think a horse, a very large, very muscular animal, would do something so completely unnatural WITH a menacing predator on his back if we weren’t doing anything? 3) No, I...
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“I’m going to teach you about men. Distances are like men. Never grab the first...”
– George Morris (via jumping-with-the-stars)
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“You either go to the hospital or you get back on! Hospital or on!”
– George Morris (via jumping-with-the-stars)
