Me: Let's go tighten that girth.
Horse: Sorry I became morbidly obese.
Me: Alright! Lets put on the bridle!
Horse: No, I am giraffe.
It is so disrespectful when people say that “riding isn’t a sport, you just sit there”. 1) I didn’t realize that you were so familiar with the intricacies of the sport.. 2) How is it that you think a horse, a very large, very muscular animal, would do something so completely unnatural WITH a menacing predator on his back if we weren’t doing anything? 3) No, I...
I’m going to teach you about men. Distances are like men. Never grab the first...– George Morris (via jumping-with-the-stars)
You either go to the hospital or you get back on! Hospital or on!– George Morris (via jumping-with-the-stars)